No, it’s real. An actual product from Ben and Jerry’s based on the famous NPR skits on SNL. HERE at Ben and Jerry’s.
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How to Make Thick Yoghurt Smoothie Bowls in the Ninja Slushie Maker

A quick, creamy breakfast with fresh fruit added on top
Smoothie bowls are one of those beautiful breakfasts that feel healthy and a little indulgent at the same time. Thick, cold, creamy, and pretty enough that you almost don’t want to eat them… almost.
The Ninja Slushie Maker takes all the effort out of it.
Instead of dealing with frozen fruit bricks or blenders that complain loudly, you simply mix your yoghurt base, chill it, and let the Ninja turn it into the perfect thick smoothie-bowl texture — no ice required.
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Then you top it with your fresh fruit afterwards so the bowl stays thick, cold, and spoon-worthy.
It’s easy, quick, and a lovely way to start the day.
Why Yoghurt Works So Well in the Ninja Slushie Maker
Yoghurt freezes into a silky, firm slush — similar to soft-serve but healthier and lighter. Because the machine creates the icy texture itself (instead of relying on ice cubes), the mixture never becomes watery or gritty.
Just smooth, cold, creamy perfection you can decorate to your heart’s content.
The Basic Yoghurt Slush Base
Once you learn this base recipe, you can create endless flavour combinations.
Ingredients
- 2 cups plain or Greek yoghurt, chilled
- ½–1 cup milk of your choice (just enough to loosen the mixture)
- 1–3 tablespoons honey or maple syrup (optional)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract (optional)
Method
- Stir all ingredients together until smooth.
- Chill the mixture in the fridge until very cold.
- Pour the chilled mixture into the Ninja Slushie Maker.
- Blend on the slush setting until thick, creamy, and icy.
- Spoon into a bowl and add your fruit and toppings.
This base has enough body to hold granola, berries, and nut butter without sinking.
Topping Ideas (Add These After Blending)
Fresh Fruit
- Strawberries
- Blueberries
- Banana slices
- Mango
- Kiwi
- Peaches
Crunchy Toppers
- Granola
- Toasted coconut
- Chopped nuts
- Cacao nibs
Extras
- Honey drizzle
- Peanut butter
- Chia seeds
- Freeze-dried fruit crumbs
Easy Flavour Variations
Berries & Cream Smoothie Bowl
Use vanilla yoghurt as your base. Top with raspberries, strawberries, and a sprinkle of granola.
Tropical Coconut Bowl
Add a splash of coconut milk to the base. Top with mango, pineapple, kiwi, and toasted coconut flakes.
Chocolate Yoghurt Bowl
Mix 1 tablespoon cocoa powder or chocolate protein powder into the base. Top with banana slices and a peanut-butter drizzle.
Meal-Prep Tip
Prepare the yoghurt base the night before and store it in small jars.
In the morning, just pour one jar directly into the Ninja Slushie Maker and you’ve got a thick, cold, ready-to-top breakfast in minutes.
Crude. Would never buy it. Turns me off of buying all B&J ice creams now. Why would they want to make that connection with their product?
Probably why it’s a “limited edition”. Maybe they want to test reactions! I have a feeling you won’t be alone in that view!
I thought the skit was funny and would totally buy it. they have made chubby Hubby and phish food… not a big deal…
Rude, crude and socially unacceptable. society at a new low.
Let’s explain to a child who askes about them in the freezer case! Just plain nasty and just further proof the depths our culture has lowered itself too.